my grandma watches arrow tho
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
my morning routine:
- wake up
constantly looking forward to retirement
my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?